Certified Good Girl Patch — 2x3, Black with Red

Stick this little badge of attitude on your hat, jacket, or tactical bag and let people know you're officially certified—by you. Funny, bold, and annoyingly accurate, this 2" x 3" patch gives your gear personality without saying a word.

Made for the rule-bending, trail-hiking, coffee-fueled crowd who likes their style subtle but savage. Perfect for anyone who values quick customization and a touch of sarcasm in their AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide — small enough to be tasteful, big enough to be read from across the campfire.
• Color: Black background with bold red accents for maximum eye-roll potential.
• Backing: Hook fastener (Velcro®-style) backing for easy on/off — fits hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Compatibility: Ideal for loop-panel hats, tactical gear, backpacks, and any place that needs a smirk.
• Origin: Proudly made in the USA.

Performance & Benefits

This patch doesn’t do your laundry or pour your coffee, but it does polish your kit with instant character. The hook fastener backing means no sewing, no fuss—slam it onto loop panels and move on with your life. Built to handle the outdoors (and questionable decisions), it’s rugged enough for backpacks and durable enough for everyday use.

Whether you’re a Tactical Gear Junkie decking out a loadout or someone who just wants their jacket to have better jokes, this patch upgrades your gear in one easy peel-and-stick move. Turns stuck weekends into hero stories and dull hats into conversation starters.

Good to know: Only available in the pictured black with red — no substitutions, no surprises.

Ready to level up your kit?

Toss it on your favorite loop-panel and let your gear do the talking — add to cart and make your backpack jealous.