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Tactical Gear Junkie  |  SKU: ASOS_F.I.S.H._2X3BLK

As Seen on Socials -F.I.S.H. - Fuck It Shit Happens - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

Sale price $9.99 USD Regular price $14.99


Description

As Seen on Socials - F.I.S.H. (Fuck It Shit Happens) 2x3 Patch — Black w/Silver

Because sometimes life needs a patch that speaks fluent sarcasm. This 2" x 3" black-and-silver F.I.S.H. patch is the tiny mic drop your hat, jacket, or pack has been waiting for—part accessory, part attitude. AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready, with a wink.

Who it's for

For the trail-smirking, gear-minded adventurer who likes to keep it real. If you’ve got loop fastener panels on your hats, bags, or jackets and a sense of humor that survives questionable decisions, this patch is your people.

Key Features & Design

  • Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — small enough to tuck into corners, large enough to be read from across the campfire.
  • Color: Classic black background with bold silver lettering for maximum contrast and dramatic effect.
  • Backing: Hook fastener backing (yes, it sticks to loop panels—hats, jackets, backpacks, tactical velcro zones).
  • Compatibility: Designed for loop fastener panels—perfect for tactical gear junkies and everyday adventurers alike.
  • Origin: Made in the USA — built with hometown grit.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does a few important things: it labels your vibe, survives the elements, and installs in seconds—no sewing, no drama. The hook backing keeps it locked onto loop panels during hikes, commutes, and questionable weather. The bold silver lettering stays readable even after the inevitable coffee spill or the third campfire marshmallow attempt.

Use it to personalize gear, start conversations, or quietly signal to fellow misadventurers that you understand the universe’s sense of humor. It turns stuck weekends into hero stories and weekend hobbies into credible lifestyle choices.

Why you'll actually use it

Because stickers peel and attitudes fade—this one doesn’t. It’s durable, attention-grabbing, and unapologetically honest. Toss it on the places that matter and let people know you’re part of AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready (and yes, slightly irreverent).

Add it to your pack and make your gear a little more honest. Toss it in your cart and give your jacket something to say.

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