I Licked It — It’s Mine Patch (2" x 3")

Yes, you read that right — a patch that announces your culinary crimes and territorial instincts with stainless-steel sarcasm. This 2" x 3" black patch with silver lettering is the perfect tiny billboard for your questionable snack etiquette and questionable decisions.

For the prankster, the pack rat, the hat-hoarder, and every tactical gear junkie who enjoys a good laugh — this patch sticks where others only dream of sticking. Part of the AXG Life collection, ready to keep your gear Life, Adventure-Ready and mildly passive-aggressive.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 3 inches wide — compact, readable, unapologetic.
• Color: Black background with silver text for high-contrast attitude.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing — attaches easily to hats, bags, and jackets equipped with loop fastener panels.
• Made in the USA: Quality stitching and construction you can brag about at the campfire.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does three things: announces ownership, sparks jokes, and survives the outdoors. The hook fastener backing means you can slap it on and move it around — hat today, pack tomorrow, jacket if you feel fancy. Black-and-silver stays legible after the coffee spills and the dirt accumulates.

Built for midnight trail runs, questionable decisions, and the occasional office snack heist — it turns stuck weekends into hero stories (or at least amusing anecdotes). Lightweight and durable, it won’t weigh down your gear but will elevate your personality by approximately 73%*.

*Estimation based on field reports from friends who insist their patches “speak for them.”

Stick it on, swap it out, laugh at yourself — and let everyone know: you licked it, therefore it’s yours.

Add to cart and give your gear a voice that’s equal parts cheeky and unapologetic.