Might Have $20 • Might Be Gay — 2x3 Patch (Desert Tan w/ Coyote)

Funny, unapologetic, and stitched to stay that way — this patch says exactly what your hat was thinking but too polite to say. Ideal for folks who like their humor direct and their gear dependable. Part of the AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready, with a wink.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — the goldilocks of patch sizes: visible, not obnoxious.
• Color: Desert Tan with Coyote lettering — neutral enough for every cap, loud enough to start conversations.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing included — sticks to any loop fastener panel on hats, bags, and jackets.
• Compatibility: Perfect for hats, backpacks, tactical panels, and loop-equipped jacket sleeves.
• Origin: Made in the USA — sewn with actual care, not vibes.
• Variant note: This patch is exactly as shown in the photos; no color variations available.

Performance & Benefits

Slap this on your gear and instantly upgrade your identity to “confidently casual with questionable bank statements.” The hook backing makes swaps and placement painless, so you can deploy personality on a whim — perfect for field days, coffee lines, or social media escapades. Built for midnight trail runs and questionable decisions, it holds up to everyday wear and accidental bravado.

Whether you’re a Tactical Gear Junkie layering patches like badges of honor or just someone who enjoys sharp humor on canvas, this patch speaks fluent sarcasm and won’t fade on you. It turns stuck weekends into hero stories and ordinary caps into conversation HQ.

Ready for Action?

Toss it on your favorite hat or bag and make campfire stories marginally better. Add to cart and make your next outing more interesting (and slightly more honest).