As Seen on Socials - Not My Fault... I'm Retarded - 2x4 Patch (Olive Drab/Black)

Yes, this patch says what it says — blunt, unapologetic, and built to stick. If your sense of humor is equal parts dark and durable, this 2" x 4" hook-backed patch is the one that’ll earn head nods (and maybe an eyebrow raise) on your hat, pack, or jacket.

For those who live AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready — and don’t mind a little edge on their gear.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 4 inches wide — big enough to be read, small enough to stay classy (sort of).
• Color: Olive Drab background with black lettering — no other color variations available.
• Attachment: Hook fastener backing — sticks to hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Use: Ideal for caps, tactical plates, backpacks, or any loop-panel-ready apparel.
• Origin: Made in the USA — quality you can point to when someone asks where you scored it.

Performance & Benefits

Slap it on and suddenly your gear talks back. The rugged hook backing keeps the patch where you want it through hikes, commutes, and questionable life choices. The olive drab and black combo blends with tactical kit or contrasts nicely on casual wear — either way, it signals you’re not here for small talk.

Whether you’re a Tactical Gear Junkie or just someone who likes gear with personality, this patch turns stuck weekends into better stories and boring jackets into conversation starters. Built tough, sticks fast, and ages like a well-told anecdote.

Note: This product is exactly as pictured — no alternate colors or variants. If it’s on your bag, it’s on purpose.

Ready to make your pack a little louder?

Toss it on your favorite loop panel and add a little AXG Life swagger — add to cart and make Monday jealous.