Not On Drugs I'm Just Weird — 2x3 Multicam Black Patch

Own your weird with a wink — this patch announces you’re delightfully offbeat, not malfunctioning. Perfect for people who prefer sarcasm over small talk and functionality over flair (but still want to look cool doing it).

For the adventure-minded oddballs: this patch is for hats, bags, and jackets with loop panels who live the AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready — and appreciate gear that’s as rugged and unapologetic as their sense of humor.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide (yes, it fits your favorite cap).
• Color & Finish: Multicam Black background with silver lettering — exactly as pictured, no other color options.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for secure attachment to loop panels on hats, bags, and jackets.
• Made in the USA: Manufactured domestically with attention to detail.

Performance & Benefits

This patch is small but outspoken: the compact 2x3 size keeps your message clear without hijacking your whole kit. The Multicam Black with silver contrast stays readable and tactical-looking, so you can be cheeky without being sloppy.

• Fast, secure attachment: Hook backing snaps onto loop panels and stays put through hikes, commutes, and regrettable decisions.
• Durable styling: Designed to match outdoor and tactical gear — blends with MOLLE, backpacks, jackets, and caps.
• Conversation starter: Turns awkward silences into smirks, and mundane commutes into micro-adventures.

Whether you’re a Tactical Gear Junkie or just enjoy decorating your kit with personality, this patch brings subtle attitude and reliable performance to whatever you slap it on.

Ready to make your gear a little weirder?

Add to cart and let your kit do the talking — Life, Adventure-Ready, with a side of charmingly odd.