As Seen on Socials - Orgasm Donor Patch (Red w/Black)

Stick this on and watch conversations do the heavy lifting. The "Orgasm Donor" patch is loud, proud, and perfectly sized for hats, jackets, and any bag that enjoys a little attitude. For the person who likes their gear to tell jokes—and start a few debates—this patch delivers with cheeky confidence.

Who it’s for

Made for adventurers, weekend warriors, and tactical-gear junkies who appreciate humor on their kit. Fits conveniently into the AXG Life ethos: Life, Adventure-Ready—with a wink.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — noticeable without hogging your whole sleeve.
• Color: Red background with bold black lettering and border for high contrast and instant recognition.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing included — sticks securely to loop fastener panels on hats, bags, and jackets.
• Compatibility: Designed for loop-panel-ready gear (tactical vests, caps, backpacks).
• Origin: Made in the USA — because some things are worth doing on home turf.

Performance / Benefits

This patch is more than a sticker — it’s a personality upgrade for your kit. It:

• Turns plain hats and packs into conversation starters (and occasional crowd controllers).
• Mounts quickly with hook-and-loop hardware, so you can swap it between gear in 10 seconds flat.
• Holds up to outdoor use — bright enough to read at a campsite, subtle enough to not scare the dog.
• Plays nicely with tactical setups and casual wear alike, appealing to the Tactical Gear Junkie and the laid-back day-hiker.

Whether you’re patching up a field jacket or accessorizing a commuter bag, this piece adds personality without compromising utility. It’s rugged, simple, and unapologetically bold—like your best adventure stories (the ones you only tell after a beer).

Ready to upgrade your kit? Toss this patch on your favorite loop-panel and let your gear start doing the talking. Add to cart and make your next meet-up slightly more interesting.