As Seen on Socials — Proud Handler of a Dog That is Sometimes an Asshole (And That's Ok)

Stick this patch on and let your gear do the talking — terse, honest, and a little bit savage. If your dog enjoys dramatic exits, stolen sandwiches, and selective obedience, this 2" x 3" patch says what needs saying without you having to shout it across the park.

Made for dog people who appreciate a good laugh and functional flair. Perfect for hats, backpacks, jackets with loop panels, and anyone living that AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready and mildly chaotic.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — compact, readable, and not obnoxiously large.
• Color: Black background with vivid orange text/graphics for high contrast and attitude.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing — sticks to loop panels on hats, bags, and tactical gear.
• Use: Designed for hats, bags, jackets, and any loop fastener panels. Ideal for the Tactical Gear Junkie who also loves a good mutt.
• Origin: Made in the USA — because sometimes patriotism and sarcasm go hand in hand.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does three important things: it identifies you as a dog owner with realistic expectations, adds personality to scruffy gear, and covers up that weird stain on your favorite cap. The hook backing means quick on/off attachment — swap it between hats and packs faster than your dog switches from cuddly to chaotic.

Whether you're on a trail, at a dog park, or fronting up to the coffee shop with fur and attitude in tow, this patch turns “awkward explanations” into easy laughs. Built for midnight trail runs, weekend road trips, and the occasional questionable decision, it’s a small, durable statement that matches your day-to-day adventures.

Fits into the AXG Life: Practical, honest, and slightly irreverent — Life, Adventure-Ready and unapologetically real.

Add this patch to your kit, slap it on your favorite cap, and make your gear tell the truth so you don’t have to. Toss it in your cart and make your next walk a lot more honest.