Roses Are Red — Tortas Are Yummy (2x4 Patch)

Funny, a little cheeky, and definitely not for your grandma's quilting circle — this 2" x 4" hook-back patch says what you’ve been too polite to. Perfect for people who like their gear to be equal parts tactical and terrible-taste-humor. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready, and slightly mischievous.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 4 inches wide — compact enough for hats, bold enough for jackets.
• Color: Black background with white text (no alternate color options — what you see is what you get).
• Backing: Hook fastener backing — sticks to any loop fastener panel on hats, bags, and tactical gear.
• Compatibility: Ideal for loop-panel hats, backpacks, jackets, and Velcro-ready kit.
• Made in the USA: Designed and stitched domestically for consistent quality.

Performance & Benefits

This patch solves the age-old problem of having great gear but boring personality. It:

• Adds instant attitude to caps, plate carriers, and daypacks without weighing you down.
• Snaps on and off with hook-and-loop ease — swap it in seconds when your mood or audience changes.
• Durable embroidery and solid hook backing mean it survives rough handling, campfire stories, and questionable decisions.
• Perfect for the Tactical Gear Junkie who also has a sense of humor — or for anyone who likes to make people do a double-take.

Whether you’re decking out your weekend kit or just trying to keep your friends entertained on trail runs, this patch is built for midnight detours and bad-idea brainstorming. Turns stuck weekends into better stories and ordinary jackets into conversation starters.

Ready to stick it where it counts?

Add this patch to your kit and make your gear the loudest member of the squad — toss it on a hat, slap it on your pack, and go collect reactions. Add to cart and make your next campsite jealous.