Don't Be a Twatapotamus - 3" OCP Patch

Meet the Twatapotamus: a 3-inch hippo with attitude, stitched to make your uniform less boring and your personality slightly more dangerous. If you like your patches fierce, funny, and unapologetically cheeky, this is your new best accessory. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready, now with more sass.

Who it's for (and why you care)

For outdoorspeople, tactical aficionados, and anyone who enjoys adding a wink to their kit. This patch says you take your gear seriously but not yourself. Perfect for morale, recognition, or reminding strangers not to ask dumb questions.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 3" diameter — compact enough for your cap, chest, or pack strap.
• Material & Backing: Durable embroidered patch with hook fastener backing for quick on/off attachment.
• Origin: Made in the USA by Tactical Gear Junkie.
• Design: The mighty Twatapotamus — fierce, fabulous, and slightly ridiculous in all the right ways.

Performance / Benefits

This patch does one thing and does it well: it upgrades your gear's personality. Stick it on your OCP uniform, ruck sack, or field jacket to:

• Turn dull kit into conversation starters (good for morale, better for laughs).
• Quickly customize and swap patches thanks to the hook fastener — no sewing, no fuss.
• Hold up through whatever you throw at it — training, trail, or questionable tactical decisions.

Whether you're out on a patrol, at the range, or drinking bad coffee at 0400, this patch keeps things light while still staying mission-ready. It’s practical, proud, and proudly a little ridiculous — exactly the AXG vibe.

Ready to add it to your kit?

Toss it on your plate carrier or cap, and let the Twatapotamus handle the rest. Add to cart and make your gear the funniest member of the squad.