EMOTIONAL DAMAGE Patch — Stick Your Feelings Somewhere Practical

Got a life that sometimes reads like a tragicomedy? Say it with a patch that refuses to cry quietly. The EMOTIONAL DAMAGE patch says what you’re feeling—without you having to explain it to strangers at the trailhead.

For the sarcastic adventurer, the tactical bag overachiever, and anyone who appreciates humor stitched into usefulness. Part of the AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready, and mildly dramatic.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 x 3 inches — compact, visible, not obnoxious.
• Attachment: Hook-and-loop backing for fast, secure mounting to any tactical vest, backpack, hat, or patch panel.
• Material: Durable embroidered patch built to handle rough days and rougher trails.
• Color/Style: High-contrast, easy-to-read lettering designed to get a laugh (or a nod) from fellow miscreants.
• Shipping: FREE Shipping included — because emotional labor shouldn’t cost extra.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does three things really well: announces your mood without the awkward conversation, upgrades the look of your gear, and survives real-world use. Slap it on your tactical vest or favorite backpack and it becomes part of the story — from long hikes to questionable campsite decisions.

Built to handle wear and tear, the hook-and-loop backing makes swaps fast: one minute you’re subtle, the next you’re blunt. It turns stuck weekends into hero stories (or at least better anecdotes), pairs perfectly with midnight trail runs and questionable decisions, and gives your gear a personality that’s a little hot, a little honest, and entirely AXG-edgy.

Whether you’re patching up a vest or patching up reality, this one's got your back.

Add to cart and give your gear a sense of humor — and maybe a little therapy. Toss it on and make your next story worth telling.