Goon Squad Patch — 3" x 8" Raised Embroidered Hook & Loop

Put this patch on and watch people stop asking questions and start respecting your vibe—whether you’re on patrol or just pretending to be in charge. Sleek, readable, and a little obnoxious in the best way, this patch is for the folks who take Life, Adventure-Ready seriously (but not themselves).

Who it’s for: Operators of weekend missions, vest aficionados, and anyone who wants clear, raised lettering that reads well from across the briefing table. Ideal for mounting on the front or back of your vest when visual authority matters.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 3" x 8" — long enough to be seen, compact enough to not crowd your morale collection.
• Construction: Raised embroidered letters for instant legibility while you patrol the neighborhood or the local trailhead.
• Attachment: Hook-and-loop backing for quick mounting and removal on vests, bags, or any compatible gear.
• Quantity: Sold as a single (1) Goon Squad patch.
• Shipping: Free shipping included — because the patch should be the only thing you have to worry about today.

Performance & Benefits

This patch doesn’t just look intimidating — it performs. The raised embroidery keeps text clear and tactile, so it’s easy to read in low-light, through dust, or during dramatic hand gestures. The hook-and-loop backing makes swaps fast: change your look between ops, hikes, and questionable decisions without seam-ripping drama.

It’s durable enough for outdoor use, respects your routines, and elevates your kit without shouting. In short: turns stuck weekends into hero stories, helps you own the room (or the trail), and fits right into AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready.

Why you’ll actually use it

• Quick on/off mounting for rapid role changes or when you need to go incognito.
• Raised stitching improves readability at a glance—no awkward squinting required.
• Fits standard vest placement front or back, so it plays nice with the rest of your gear.

Ready to add a little character to your kit? Toss this Goon Squad patch into your cart and make your vest do the talking—then go make better campfire stories.