Rudolph’s Favorite Fat Guy: Tactical Santa — 3" PVC Patch

Santa's gone tactical and somehow cuter with a grenade. This 3" PVC patch shows St. Nick smiling like your kindly neighbor — until he pulls a rifle. Perfect for the person who likes their holiday cheer with a side of "don't mess with my gear." Part of AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready, and just a little bit dangerous in the best way.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 3 inches — compact, visible, and proportionally jolly.
• Material: Durable PVC construction that stands up to weather, wear, and questionable decisions.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for quick attachment and removal.
• Compatibility: Great for hats, bags and jackets with loop fastener pan — yes, it snaps on and sits pretty.

Performance & Benefits

This patch doesn’t just look badass — it solves the age-old problem of bland gear. Stick it on a beanie to upgrade your cold-weather persona, slap it on a pack to make your bag instantly more interesting, or pin it to a jacket so strangers know you appreciate tactical humor. The PVC build resists rain, mud, and the emotional fallout of telling people your backpack is "decorated."

Built for midnight trail runs, questionable decisions, and awkward family gatherings where holiday spirit meets tactical irony. The hook fastener backing means switching it between items is faster than you can say "naughty list."

For the Tactical Gear Junkie who also enjoys a little seasonal sass — this patch is your tiny emblem of attitude that doesn’t quit.

Add it to your pack and make your gear tell better stories — add to cart and let Tactical Santa ride shotgun on your next misadventure.