Turns Out I'm Not Bulletproof — 3" Zombie Soldier Patch

Because sometimes your sense of humor needs to survive the apocalypse — and your jacket needs something with attitude. This 3" embroidered/sublimated patch features a grim-faced zombie soldier, half rendered in tight, textured stitches and half in vivid sublimated color. It reads “Turns Out I'm Not Bulletproof,” which is both a mood and an excellent conversation starter.

For the tactical gear junkie, morale-patch collector, or anyone who likes their accessories with a side of dark comedy. Built for the AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready — whether you're slapping it on a pack, cap, kit bag, or that vest you swear you'll wear on weekends.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 3" diameter — bold enough to notice, small enough to fit anywhere.
• Construction: Half embroidered with intricate stitches highlighting torn military gear and decayed skin; half sublimated for vivid, undead color.
• Design: Zombie soldier with a grim expression and the text “Turns Out I'm Not Bulletproof.”
• Finish: Clean edgework and high-detail stitching for long-lasting wear.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does more than look cool (though it does that very well). It:

• Adds personality to jackets, backpacks, hats, and tactical vests — immediately upgrading kit vibes without the drama.
• Marries embroidered texture with sublimated color so details pop up close and from a distance.
• Holds up to everyday use — because adventures, questionable decisions, and late-night raid reenactments are part of the AXG Life.
• Makes a sharp, irreverent gift for the Tactical Gear Junkie in your circle — or for yourself, because self-respect starts with good patches.

Slip it on your favorite gear and let it do the talking — turns stuck weekends into hero stories and mundane commutes into small rebellions.

Add to cart and stick it where it will start the best arguments at the next meetup.