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Fun Patches (Adult)

Fun Patches (Adult)

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Let’s be honest - sometimes gear needs a sense of humor. Our fun adult patches are sarcastic, edgy, and just the right amount of wrong. Perfect for breaking the ice at the range or making your buddies laugh. Slap one on and own the joke.

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You're A Daisy If You Do, Doc Holiday Quote - 2x3 Patch
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WARNING: Does Not Play Well With Others - 2x3 Patch
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I'm a God Damn Sexual Tyrannosaurus - 2x3 Patch

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Rule #1 Don't Shoot The Range Officer - 2x3 Patch

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Blue Falcon - 2x3 Patch
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Ever Dance With The Devil In The Pale Moonlight? Joker Quote - 2x3 Patch
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Nut Up or Shut Up - 2x3 Patch
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Yippee Ki-Yay Mother Fucker - 2x3 Patch
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I'm Here to Fuck Shit Up - 2x3 Patch

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Be Polite, Be Professional USMC Mattis Quote - 2x3 Patch
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