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Fun Patches (Adult)

Fun Patches (Adult)

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Let’s be honest - sometimes gear needs a sense of humor. Our fun adult patches are sarcastic, edgy, and just the right amount of wrong. Perfect for breaking the ice at the range or making your buddies laugh. Slap one on and own the joke.

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Beware of Old Men - In Dangerous Professions - 3" Embroidered/Sublimated Patch
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As Seen on Socials - Because FUCK YOU That's Why - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Orange
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As Seen on Socials - Fully Autismatic- 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

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As Seen on Socials -US Gravy Seals - Meal Team Six - Operation Bulking - Semper Pies - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - A Good Kick to the Balls will Solve Your Gender Confusion - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Here For The Income, Not The Outcome. - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Overtime Whore - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Easy or Cheap But I Can Be Tricked - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Pink
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As Seen on Socials - The Shenanigans Will Continue Until Management Improves - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Orange

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As Seen on Socials - Beat Yo Ass & Hide The Bible If God Watchin' - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials -Stay Freaky - Tab - OCP w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - I'm No Gynecologist But I Know A Cunt When I See One - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Orange

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As Seen on Socials - A Happy Wet Beaver Gets More Wood - 2x4 Patch - Marpat Woodland w/Purple
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As Seen on Socials - You're The Reason Nobody Likes You - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Yellow
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As Seen on Socials - I Love My Hot Wife - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Fuck Is My Favorite Word - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
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AXG Life is a brand built on patriotism, community, and adventure. While we’re starting out in a “supermarket style”, offering a wide variety of gear, apparel, and essentials from trusted companies, our heart is in supporting small U.S. businesses. That means most of what you’ll find here comes straight from American suppliers and makers who share our values of quality and grit.

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