As Seen on Socials - 51% Sonofabitch & 49% Muthafucker (SET) — Desert Tan

You're 51% stubborn, 49% delightful chaos — and now your gear can finally be honest about it. These patch twins say what you mean without you having to shout over a campfire. AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready and unapologetically blunt.

Who it’s for

For the hat-wearing, trail-blazing, bag-tagging adventurer who likes their humor dry and their kit functional. Perfect for hats, backpacks, jackets — anywhere you’ve got a loop fastener panel and a taste for cheeky truth.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 1 inch high x 3 inches wide — compact, readable, and not obnoxiously large.
• Color: Desert tan background with black lettering — blends with tactical and outdoor gear without losing attitude.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing included — sticks to any loop panel (hats, bags, jackets).
• Material & Origin: Durable construction, made in the USA — built to last through weather, mishaps, and questionable decisions.
• Set: Two patches per pack — because one blunt statement is seldom enough.

Performance & Benefits

These patches do the heavy lifting of communication so you don't have to. They attach fast, stay put, and survive the chaos of outdoor life — morning hikes, late-night drives, and awkward family reunions. The desert tan with black contrast keeps the message clear while matching tactical and casual styles.

Think of them as the small piece of kit that upgrades your persona: turns stuck weekends into hero stories, marks your bag as yours (and slightly terrifying), and helps you find your hat in a pile of questionable decisions. Lightweight, low-profile, and zero-nonsense — exactly like your weekend plans.

Care & Compatibility

Attach to any loop-panel surface. Remove and reposition without drama. No washing restrictions beyond normal garment care — they’re meant to keep up with real life.

Made in the USA — because quality and attitude should come from home turf.

Toss one on your favorite cap, slap the other on your pack, and let your gear do the talking. Add to cart and make your kit as honest as your group chat.