I Cause Safety Briefs — 2" x 5" Patch (Black with Royal Blue)

Perfect for the person who reads safety memos like they're bedtime stories — then decides to make them ironic. This "I Cause Safety Briefs" patch says you take safety seriously... or at least you look good doing it. AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready for hats, packs, and jackets that need a healthy dose of attitude.

Key Features & Design

• Color: Black background with royal blue lettering — sharp contrast, zero subtlety.
• Size: 2 inches high by 5 inches wide (yes, readable from across the campsite).
• Backing: Hook fastener backing — sticks to any loop-paneled hat, bag, or jacket.
• Durability: Sewn patch construction built to handle weather, rough gear, and questionable decisions.
• Made in the USA: Designed and manufactured domestically.

Performance & Benefits

This patch solves a few tiny but important problems: it upgrades bland gear, communicates your brand of sarcasm, and survives outdoors without needing a pep talk. The hook backing makes swapping it between hats and packs embarrassingly simple — because commitment should be optional.

Stick it on your favorite cap to spark conversation, slap it on a jacket to signal competence with a wink, or toss it on a tactical loop panel and watch people do a double-take. Built to handle rain, mud, and that one friend who "tests" every zipper. Turns stuck weekends into hero stories and late-night road trips into memorable introductions.

Why it matters

Small patch, big personality. Whether you’re a Tactical Gear Junkie, a weekend warrior, or someone who appreciates the finer points of sarcasm sewn onto fabric, this patch keeps your kit honest and your stories better. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready, with a side of mischief.

Add to cart and let your gear speak before you do.