I May Be Old… I'll Still Beat Your Ass — 2x3 Patch (Black/White)

Small patch, loud attitude. This 2" x 3" hook-back patch says what you're thinking before coffee — with style and zero apologies. For the adventurers, the pranksters, and anyone who believes that age is a suggestion, not a limit. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready, now with a side of witty intimidation.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 3 inches wide — compact, readable, and not shy.
• Color: Black background with crisp white lettering for maximum contrast.
• Attachment: Hook fastener backing — sticks to hats, bags, jackets that have loop panels.
• Made in the USA: Designed and manufactured on this fine patch-loving soil.
• Perfect placement: Ideal for caps, tactical packs, field jackets, or wherever you want to add personality.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does more than decorate — it broadcasts. It turns a boring hat into a conversation starter and a standard-config jacket into something with a spine. The hook backing makes swapping it between gear effortless, so you can move the attitude from your daypack to your beanie in seconds. Built to stand up to outdoor conditions and questionable campsite decisions, it’s durable enough for trails, bar stool debates, and everything in between.

Think of it as lightweight armor for your ego: shows character, refuses to be ignored, and requires zero maintenance beyond the occasional glare. Fits perfectly with AXG Life's ethos — Life, Adventure-Ready — and compliments the lean, no-nonsense gear of any Tactical Gear Junkie or casual trail troublemaker.

Ready to Stick It On?

Toss it on your cap, slap it on your pack, and make your gear a little louder. Add to cart and give your outfit something to argue about.