My Neck • My Back • My Anxiety Attack — 2" x 3" Patch (Gray w/Green)

Funny, blunt, and unapologetically honest — this patch says what your group chat already knows. If you like your accessories with a side of sarcasm and zero fluff, meet the 2" x 3" patch that refuses to be subtle.

Perfect for the adventurer who laughs at stress (and then straps it onto their pack), this piece of wearable attitude is ready for AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — small enough to fit anywhere, loud enough to be noticed.
• Color: Gray background with green accents — exactly as pictured; no other color variations available.
• Fastening: Hook fastener backing included — sticks to any loop fastener panel on hats, bags, and jackets.
• Compatibility: Ideal for hats, tactical packs, jackets, or any loop-panel-equipped gear.
• Origin: Made in the USA — because quality and personality should both be domestically sourced.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does more than decorate — it communicates. Slap it on your cap, throw it on a daypack, or throw shade at your own anxiety in a tasteful gray-and-green colorway. It:

• Turns backpacks and jackets into conversation starters — and occasional therapy sessions.
• Keeps its grip with hook backing, so it survives commutes, climbs, and questionable life choices.
• Fits standard loop panels used by tactical gear and outdoor brands — yes, Tactical Gear Junkie types will approve.
• Is low-commitment and high-expression: remove it, swap it, collect it — no sewing required.

AXG Life tip: Stick it on your adventure kit to remind yourself (and everyone else) that anxiety is part of the package — but it doesn’t have to pack the whole bag.

Ready to add a little honest chaos to your kit?

Toss this patch onto your favorite hat or pack and start better campfire stories — add it to cart and make Monday jealous.