As Seen on Socials - Recreational Gynecologists 2x3 Patch (Black / Neon Green)

Proof that your sense of humor can be tactical: this 2" x 3" patch says what your face mask won't. Bright neon green on a black field—loud enough to start conversations, subtle enough to not offend your grandma (probably).

Perfect for the person who treats gear like personality. For hat-clad hikers, bag-decorating commuters, jacket-personality-upgraders, and anyone living AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready with a wink.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide — fits hats, backpacks, jackets and morale patches panels.
• Color: Black background with neon green lettering/outline — high contrast for maximum eyebrow raises.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing included — sticks to loop panel or velcro-ready surfaces.
• Compatibility: Ideal for loop fastener panels on tactical gear, hats, bags, and outerwear.
• Origin: Made in the USA — assembled for people who appreciate quality and snark.

Performance & Benefits

This patch is more than decoration — it’s a conversation starter, an icebreaker, and a way to label your stuff without yelling. The hook fastener backing makes swapping it between hats and packs ridiculously easy, so you can match your mood to your kit in seconds.

Whether you’re a Tactical Gear Junkie who likes to customize everything or a casual shopper from the Shopify Collective browsing for personality upgrades, this patch holds tight through commutes, trail runs, and questionable decisions at 2 a.m. Built for midnight trail runs and a round of campfire banter — it stays put and stays funny.

Why it matters

Small, durable, and unapologetically cheeky — this patch lets your gear speak for you. It’s the practical accessory that turns stuck weekends into hero stories and adds a little AXG-edgy flair to everyday carry.

Toss it on your favorite loop panel, swap it between hats, or let it guard the dignity of your duffel. Add to cart and make your gear a lot more interesting.