Remain Calm! We Can't Both Freak Out — 2x3 Patch (Black/Silver)

Stick this tiny slice of calm onto your gear and pretend you’ve got it all together — even when the zipper breaks and the coffee spills. The “As Seen on Socials” patch says it plain, with a wink: you’re part chill, part chaos. Perfect for the AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready and a little delightfully unhinged.

Who it’s for

For hat-wearers, jacket-junkies, bag-owners, and anyone who enjoys tactical flair with a sense of humor. Fans of Tactical Gear Junkie aesthetics will nod approvingly while passerby laugh, confused and impressed.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 3 inches wide — noticeable, not obnoxious.
• Color: Classic black background with silver lettering — no other color variations available.
• Backing: Hook fastener (Velcro-style) — sticks to loop fastener panels on hats, bags, and jackets.
• Made in the USA: Quality stitching and materials you can trust.
• As seen on socials: The patch you’ve seen popping up everywhere, now on your gear.

Performance & Benefits

This patch solves the eternal problem of “how do I label my vibe?” without committing to any permanent alterations. Pop it on a loop-panel hat to dial up personality, slap it on a pack so strangers can read your mood from three paces, or add it to your jacket for instant attitude. Built to hold up to daily abrasion and questionable decisions, it’s made for midnight trail runs, group trips, and everyday chaos.

Practical, portable, and amusingly authoritative — turns stuck weekends into hero stories and commutes into small rebellions.

Care & Use

Attach to any loop-panel surface. Remove and reposition as needed. Keep away from excessive heat to preserve the backing.

Add to cart and give your gear a calm voice with attitude — because Life, Adventure-Ready deserves a sense of humor.