Rule No. 1 Patch — Don't Get Caught (1 x 3.75, Black/White)

Small, punchy, and slightly accusatory — just like the best life advice. This "As Seen on Socials" patch says it loud in black and white: Rule No. 1 — Don't Get Caught. Perfect for people who like their humor compact and their gear unapologetic. AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready.

Who this is for

If you're a hat-hoarding weekend warrior, a bag-person who loves personality, or someone who outfits jackets for maximum attitude, this patch is your seasoned companion. Ideal for anyone who wants to add a wink of mischief to tactical rigs or everyday carry.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 1 inch high by 3.75 inches wide — modest but impossible to ignore.
• Color: Black background with crisp white lettering for high contrast readability.
• Attachment: Hook fastener backing — sticks to hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Style: As shown in photos — no alternate color options.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does exactly what patches do: it upgrades your gear's personality without adding bulk. Slap it on your favorite cap to turn mundane grocery runs into low-key legend building, or attach it to a bag so strangers stop and nod knowingly. Built for midnight trail runs and questionable decisions — it won’t weigh you down, and it won’t apologize for your sense of humor.

Practical perks: durable hook backing means quick swaps between hats and packs; the compact size fits most loop panels without looking crowded; high-contrast print stays readable whether you’re under camp lights or fluorescent office betrayal.

Details worth noting

• Designed to pair with loop-panel gear — hats, backpacks, jackets, and tactical setups.
• Recommended for fans of a minimalist, high-contrast look and people who appreciate a clever one-liner.

Whether you're a Tactical Gear Junkie or just someone who enjoys a sly statement, this patch brings a little AXG-edgy charm to your kit. Toss it on your favorite piece and start making better stories — add it to cart and make Monday jealous.