Shit Needed To Be Blown Up So I Was Born — 2x3 Patch (Black w/Red)

Stick this patch on your hat and let people know you didn’t come here to rearrange feelings. Funny, blunt, and a little dangerous—this 2" x 3" patch says exactly what your survival instincts already suspected.

Who it’s for: the gear-head who likes humor with a backbone, the jacket that has seen better decisions, and anyone building an AXG Life kit that’s Life, Adventure-Ready. Perfect for hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — compact, visible, and not subtle.
• Color: Black background with bold red lettering for maximum attitude.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing (works with loop panels on hats, packs, and jackets).
• Variations: Limited color variations available — this one’s the classic black/red.
• Made in the USA: Quality stitched locally so it survives adventures and questionable laundry cycles.

Performance & Benefits

This patch doesn’t just look cool — it solves identity crises. Use it to:

• Personalize your kit so your pack stops looking like everyone else’s.
• Send a quick, effective message without explaining yourself to strangers.
• Stick on loop panels for an easy swap whenever mood or mission changes.

Durable stitching and secure hook backing mean it stays put through hikes, road trips, and awkward backyard BBQ debates. Turns stuck weekends into memorable stories and makes your gear feel more like you.

AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready. This patch is the small, snarky detail that ties your kit together and makes people smile (or step back).

Add it to your gear and upgrade your sarcasm game — slap it on, walk out, and make your next campsite conversation noticeably better. Toss it in your cart and make Monday jealous.