Stupid People Keep Me Employed — 2x3 Patch

Got a blunt sense of humor and a loop panel on your favorite gear? This 2" x 3" hook-backed patch says exactly what your mug can't — with less regret and more style. Perfect for the person who laughs at chaos and still somehow fixes it. AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready and slightly offended.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — compact but unapologetic.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for quick on/off on loop panels (hats, bags, jackets).
• Variations: Limited color variations available — as shown in the photos.
• Made in: Proudly made in the USA.
• Use: Designed for loop-panel-ready gear — ideal for tactical packs, caps, and everyday jackets.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does the heavy conversational lifting so you don’t have to. The hook backing lets you swap it between hats, packs, and jackets faster than you can say “what did you just say?” Built tough and sized for visibility, it’s designed to withstand rough mornings, questionable decisions, and outdoor shenanigans.

Whether you’re a tactical gear junkie slapping flair on a kit bag or someone who just wants to ward off small talk, this patch turns shrugged shoulders into smirks. It’s simple, durable, and refreshingly honest — made to stick through adventures and sarcastic commentary alike.

Ready to stick with you?

Toss it on your cap, slap it on your pack, and make campfire stories more interesting — add to cart and make your gear as blunt as your opinions.