As Seen on Socials - 2x3 Multicam w/Orange Patch

Stick this tiny billboard on your hat and let the world know the shenanigans will continue — until management decides to get a grip. Perfect for the person who owns too much adventure gear and not enough common sense.

Made for the tactical gear junkie, the weekend warrior, and anyone who believes in Life, Adventure-Ready living — this patch is the cheeky mic-drop your cap, pack, or jacket has been missing.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 3 inches wide (yes, exactly what the photos show).
• Color: Multicam background with bold orange lettering — high-contrast and annoyingly stylish.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for easy attachment to hats, bags, jackets, or any loop-panel surface.
• Variations: Limited color variations available — grab one before your friends do.
• Made in the USA: Crafted domestically with attention to detail.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does what patches do best: it labels your stuff, upgrades your look, and starts conversations without you having to.

• Quickly attaches to loop panels — no sewing, no drama. Change patches like you change opinions (frequently).
• Durable construction stands up to weather, trails, and questionable life choices — it won't bail on you mid-hike.
• Compact 2×3 size makes it visible but not obnoxious — the ideal balance between loud and tasteful.
• Multicam with orange pops against gear colors, so your message gets noticed during daylight, dusk, and sarcastic night hikes.

Whether you’re decking out a hat, personalizing a pack, or gifting a fellow troublemaker, this patch keeps the vibe consistent: playful, tactical, and a little rebellious. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready.

Add to cart and give your gear a personality upgrade (and a disclaimer).