As Seen on Socials — US Gravy Seals 2x3 Patch (Olive Drab/Black)

Stick this tiny badge of glory on your hat and announce to the world you take food, fitness, and bad decisions seriously. The "US Gravy Seals" patch: small, proud, and surprisingly judgemental—exactly 2 inches high by 3 inches wide.

For the tactical snackers, patch collectors, and jacket-jockeys who want to be part of AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready. Perfect for hats, bags, jackets, or any loop-panel-equipped garment that could use a little personality (and a wink).

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2" high x 3" wide — pocket-knife sized bravado.
• Color: Olive Drab background with bold black details for contrast and low-light dignity.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing — sticks to loop panels on hats, bags, and jackets.
• Material & Build: Durable embroidered patch designed to hold up to outdoor use and questionable laundry choices.
• Made in the USA: Proudly produced domestically.
• Theme: Meal Team Six / Operation Bulking / Semper Pies — for those who salute carbs.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does one job and it does it well: it signals taste, humor, and tactical appetite without you having to say a word. The hook backing makes it swap-in/swap-out simple — change patches like you change playlists. Throw it on a hat for a casual flex, slap it on your pack for weekend missions, or line up a whole squad of them on a jacket for maximum cred.

Built to survive trail days, city commuting, and the occasional spill from said gravies, it’s low-maintenance and high-attitude. It turns stuck weekends into hero stories and is perfectly at home on a gear bag or your favorite beat-up cap during late-night snack runs.

Quick note: These are exactly as shown—no color variants. If you like consistency and good jokes, this patch gets you.

Ready to earn a little more street (and snack) cred?

Toss it in your cart and let your hat do the talking — add this patch and make your gear slightly more interesting (and infinitely more edible-looking).