Beware of Old Men - In Dangerous Professions • 3" Embroidered/Sublimated Patch

Three inches of grumpy wisdom and earned sarcasm — this patch announces, with tasteful intimidation, that the wearer has clocked more field time than your favorite action hero. Perfect for the veteran prankster, the retired daredevil, or anyone who wants to warn people with a wink.

For the no-nonsense adventurer and the Tactical Gear Junkie alike — AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 3 inches in diameter — big enough to be noticed, small enough to fit on a hat, jacket, or pack.
• Construction: Embroidered/sublimated combo for crisp graphics and durable texture.
• Artwork: Bold, high-contrast design that reads at a glance (yes, people will laugh — or back off).
• Versatility: Designed to complement tactical kits, casual outerwear, and every patchboard in between.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does what patches do best: it communicates personality without the need for small talk. Stick it on your favorite jacket, hat, or gear bag and let people know two things — you’ve been places, and you have strong opinions about safety protocols.

• Makes gear immediately more interesting: Adds humor and attitude to jackets, backpacks, or field vests.
• Durable look: The embroidered/sublimated finish keeps the design readable through the inevitable coffee spills and questionable weather.
• Conversation starter (or deterrent): Turns stuck weekends into hero stories and keeps casual nonsense to a minimum.

Whether you’re patching up a tired beanie or upgrading your kit for the next outing, this patch brings character and credibility — with just enough sarcasm to keep things interesting.

Ready to earn more looks (and less nonsense)?

Add this 3" badge of veteran vibes to your cart and make your gear tell better stories — AXG Life, Life, Adventure-Ready.