I'm Here to Fuck Shit Up - 2x3 Patch

Small patch, big attitude. This 2" x 3" morale patch declares your intentions louder than your hiking playlist and sticks around through questionable choices and victory laps alike. Perfect for the person who prefers their gear to have personality—and a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Made for hikers, rangers, weekend warriors, and anyone who treats Life like an improv show: this patch says who you are before you even open your mouth. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide — compact but unapologetic.
• Backing: Includes hook fastener backing for quick on/off attachment.
• Compatibility: Great for hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Material & Pattern: Camo fabric—pattern will vary depending on placement on the material, giving each patch its own look.
• Origin: Made in the USA by Tactical Gear Junkie.
• Note: Does not include a matching loop fastener piece.

Performance & Benefits

This patch solves the eternal problem of: “How do I tell people I’m not here to be boring?” Fast to attach, easy to remove, and rugged enough for outdoorsy chaos. It:

• Turns plain hats and packs into statements of intent — no small talk required.
• Survives rain, mud, and whatever the weekend throws at you — fairly confident, like a good adventure buddy.
• Offers mismatch camo uniqueness: each patch gets its own pattern placement, so yours won’t be a twin of everyone else’s.
• Keeps your gear AXG Life-ready — bold, practical, and slightly defiant.

Stick it on and upgrade your kit’s personality. Toss it in your gear bag and make better campfire stories — add to cart and make Monday jealous.