Easily Distracted By Boobies - 4.5" Sticker

Funny, unapologetic, and small enough to sneak onto your favorite gear—this sticker announces your priorities without needing a long manifesto. For the tactical gear lover with a questionable attention span and a solid sense of humor. Welcome to AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready (and mildly irreverent).

Key Features & Design

• Size: Roughly 4.50 inches wide by 2 inches tall — perfect for water bottles, laptops, gun cases, or wherever you keep your essentials and your sarcasm.
• Material: High-quality 6 mil thick vinyl for durability that actually lasts.
• Finish: UV, weather, and scratch resistant lamination — yes, it survives rain, sun, and your chaotic life choices.
• Made in America: Proudly produced in the USA with attention to detail.
• From Tactical Gear Junkie: Designed for people who know their kit and don’t take themselves too seriously.

Performance & Benefits

This sticker does more than decorate—it declares. Stick it on your bottle, case, or toolbox and instantly communicate your vibe: tactical, cheeky, and low-maintenance. The 6 mil vinyl and protective lamination mean it won’t peel or fade after a few hikes, range days, or questionable overnight decisions.

It’s built for real life—midnight trail runs, truck-bed tailgates, and impromptu campfire debates—so your sticker stays bold while you make stories worth telling. Turns distracted weekends into memorable ones.

Why you’ll actually use it

• Easy to apply and even easier to keep — peels cleanly when you finally decide to redecorate.
• Durable enough to survive being slammed into the gear bin and judged by your friends.
• A small, durable piece of personality that proves you own your sense of humor and your kit.

Ready to sticker up your life? Toss this on your gear and make campfire stories better than your excuses — add it to your pack and make Monday jealous.