I'm Allergic to Bitches - 3.5 inch Sticker

Stick this little declaration where passive-aggressive notes fear to tread. Witty, unapologetic, and just the right size to start conversations (or end them).

Made for the sarcastic adventurer, the gearhead with a sense of humor, or anyone who enjoys labeling their stuff with personality. Part of AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready — and perfect for laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, or that cooler that’s seen one too many questionable decisions.

Key Features & Design

• Size: Roughly 3.5 inches wide by 2 inches tall — compact but impossible to ignore.
• Material: High-quality 6 mil thick vinyl for durability and a nice tactile heft.
• Protection: UV, weather, and scratch resistant lamination — laughs at rain, sun, and rough handling.
• Origin: Made in America.
• Quality: A Tactical Gear Junkie product — built with the same stubborn reliability you expect from your favorite kit.

Performance & Benefits

This sticker doesn’t just look bold — it lasts. The 6 mil vinyl plus protective lamination keeps colors vivid and edges intact through road trips, tailgates, hikes, and the occasional accidental dishwasher jaunt (we won’t judge you for testing its limits).

It solves the eternal problem of bland gear by adding personality without damaging surfaces. Peel-and-stick application means instant attitude upgrade: turns stuck weekends into hero stories and makes your water bottle the unofficial clubhouse leader of “no nonsense.”

Whether you rep Tactical Gear Junkie or just need a sticker that can handle the outdoors and your sarcasm, this one’s designed to survive the adventure and the commentary that comes with it.

Ready to commit to clarity (and comedy)?

Add to cart and slap some truth on your gear — because polite signs don’t have the same punch.