I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20 - 3" Sticker

Funny, unapologetic, and perfect for any surface that can handle honesty and a little satire. This 3" sticker says what you’re thinking without pausing for politics — ideal for wallets, water bottles, laptops, and questionable life choices. For the person who likes their humor direct and their gear durable: welcome to AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready.

Key Features & Design

• Size: Roughly 3.25 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall — compact but unmistakable.
• Material: High-quality 6 mil thick vinyl for a sturdy, tactile feel.
• Protection: UV, weather, and scratch-resistant lamination — laughs in the face of rain and sun.
• Origin: Made in America with Quality A materials.
• Label: From Tactical Gear Junkie — attitude included.

Performance & Benefits

This sticker doesn’t just look good — it survives. The 6 mil vinyl and protective lamination mean it’s built to endure coffee spills, campsite grime, and the occasional clumsy backpack toss. Stick it on your water bottle for trail cred, slap it on your toolbox to confuse coworkers, or decorate your laptop and watch strangers chuckle during meetings.

Practical perks: it resists fading from UV exposure, shrugs off scratches, and handles weather like a champ. In short: it turns stuck weekends into slightly better stories and makes your gear look like it has an opinion. AXG Life-approved, Life, Adventure-Ready attitude in a tiny package.

Ready to add some honest humor to your kit?

Toss it in your pack, stick it on something permanent, and let it do its job — provoking smiles, raising eyebrows, and making campfire stories marginally better. Add to cart and give your stuff the personality it deserves.