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Tactical Gear Junkie  |  SKU: NO_HABLO_FUCKTARDO_STICKER

No Hablo Fucktardo - 3" Sticker

Regular price $3.10 USD

No Hablo Fucktardo - 3" Sticker is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.


Description

No Hablo Fucktardo — 3" Sticker

Say it loud, stick it proud. This 3" sticker doesn't whisper subtlety; it announces your personality with the charm of a flannel-clad heckler. For the folks who collect stickers like trophies and don't mind a little attitude on their water bottle, toolkit, or tailgate.

For adventurers, gearheads, and anyone living the AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready — who likes humor with a weatherproof edge.

Key Features & Design

  • Size: Roughly 3 inches tall — compact but refuses to be ignored.
  • Material: High-quality 6 mil vinyl for a sturdy, flexible finish.
  • Lamination: UV, weather, and scratch resistant — survives sun, rain, and questionable choices.
  • Made in America: Printed and finished domestically with solid craftsmanship.
  • Quality: A Tactical Gear Junkie product — rugged aesthetic meets reliable build.

Performance & Benefits

Peel, stick, and forget — until someone notices. The durable 6 mil vinyl and protective lamination keep this sticker looking sharp through mud splashes, backpack abrasion, and late-night truck bed hangs. It clings to metal, plastic, and most composite surfaces without folding under pressure (literal or metaphorical).

Perfect for leveling up your gear’s personality: turns stuck weekends into hero stories, makes camp chairs speak for you, and gives your water bottle the conversational edge it’s been missing. Built tough so you can be careless — in a charming way.

Why it matters

Small, bold, and reliably resilient. This sticker is for people who prefer their accessories to match their attitude — durable enough for the trail, loud enough for the party, and polished enough to survive whatever Life, Adventure-Ready moments you throw at it.

Ready to slap some character on your kit? Toss it in your cart and let your gear do the talking — preferably while you make better campfire stories.

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