Beware of Old Men - In Dangerous Profession • 4" Sticker

Four inches of pure, low-key menace — this sticker announces: “I may shuffle slower, but I’ve seen more action than your video game console.” If you like your humor sharp and your warnings even sharper, this one’s for the seasoned pros, the tactical jokesters, and anyone who appreciates a sticker that does more than decorate a water bottle.

AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 4" diameter — not subtle, not tiny, just right for helmets, toolboxes, laptops, and gear cases.
• Message: “Beware of Old Men - In Dangerous Profession” — clear, bold, and proudly unapologetic.
• Style: Designed to read at a glance; perfect as a sticker that delivers attitude and a grin.

Performance & Benefits

This sticker doesn’t just sit there looking tough — it adds personality and a story starter to whatever it clings to. It warns, it amuses, and it signals experience without needing an explanation.

• Turns gear into conversation pieces — instant credibility and comedic relief in one.
• Great for veterans, mechanics, rescue pros, backyard legends, and Tactical Gear Junkie types who enjoy a wink with their warnings.
• Small enough to fit on most kit, loud enough to be noticed — perfect for spicing up dull cases, helmets, or cooler lids.

Stick it where people will notice, let the sticker do the talking, and enjoy the mix of respect and laughter that follows. Whether you’re labeling your territory or gifting a sly nod to a friend, this is the sticker that says “been there, fixed that, survived” without yelling about it.

Ready to upgrade your gear’s personality? Slap it on, walk away like you’ve earned every medal — add to cart and give your kit a voice that’s equal parts experience and mischief.