Surrender Your Booty Jolly Roger — 3.5"x2" Sticker

Declare mutiny on boring gear with a tiny pirate flag that refuses to fade. This 3.5 x 2 inch Jolly Roger sticker is the cheeky accent your pack, water bottle, or cooler has been begging for — perfect for the person who packs extra rope and a questionable sense of direction.

Who it’s for: The tactical humorist, the weekend marauder, and anyone living AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready — who wants gear that laughs at weather and keeps telling stories.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 3.5 inches wide x 2 inches tall — small enough to stick anywhere, big enough to make a statement.
• Material: 6 mil thick vinyl — durable, flexible, and not flaking out on you.
• Protection: UV, weather, and scratch-resistant lamination — yes, it survives sun, rain, and your clumsiest moves.
• Made in America: Manufactured domestically with Quality A standards.
• Label: A Tactical Gear Junkie product — for those who like their practical with a side of attitude.

Performance & Benefits

This sticker doesn’t just look rebellious — it’s built to stay that way. The 6 mil vinyl and laminated finish mean it resists fading, peeling, and the small betrayals of outdoor life (mud, scratches, sunburned dashboards). Slap it on your helmet, crate, or favorite thermos and keep your gear readable from a distance: pirate-approved, adventure-ready, and annoyingly durable.

It solves the "everything looks the same" problem by giving your stuff personality without adding bulk. Turns stuck weekends into hero stories and questionable decisions into photographic evidence. Living AXG Life means your kit is ready for real use — and real laughs.

Care tip: Wipe clean with a damp cloth; avoid heavy abrasive cleaners to keep that lamination pristine.

Add this tiny renegade to your kit and let your gear do the talking. Toss it in your cart and make Monday jealous.