Tactical Eeyore AR15 Callsign SAD — 4" Tactical Pooh Squad Slap

Meet your new low-key tearful comms officer: Tactical Eeyore, rocking goggles, a scoped AR-15, and a proudly embroidered 'sad' patch. It’s equal parts gritty and melancholy—perfect for people who take their gear seriously but not themselves.

Who it’s for: the Tactical Gear Junkie who slaps stickers on everything, the sticker collector who loves dark humor, and anyone who wants their pack to whisper “prepared, but emotionally complex.” AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready, and a little dramatic.

Key Features & Design

• Design: Tactical Eeyore with gun and scope, goggles, and a shoulder 'sad' patch — part of the Tactical Pooh Squad.
• Style: Slap-style sticker for easy application to water bottles, packs, laptops, or the one helmet you insist on decorating.
• Size: Measures roughly 3 inches wide by 4 inches tall (about 4" sticker).

Performance & Benefits

This sticker does more than decorate—it starts conversations and marks your kit as adventure-ready with a wink. Stick it on your water bottle to reclaim your coffee mug from the office fridge thieves, slap it on a comms case to signal fellow gear nerds, or toss it on your toolbox so your tools know they’re loved.

Built for weekends that turn into epic stories (and questionable choices), this Tactical Eeyore adds personality without the drama. It’s subtle enough for everyday carry and bold enough to let people know you’ve got a sense of humor—even if your warface is perpetually sad.

Ready to Roll?

Add this Tactical Pooh Squad slap to your collection and start making better campfire stories—slap it, brag about it, then go do something mildly reckless. Add to cart and make your gear a little more emotionally honest.