{"product_id":"consider-this-a-fucking-warning-pigeon-3-5-inch-round-patch","title":"Consider This A Fucking Warning Pigeon - 3.5 inch Round Patch","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eConsider This A Fucking Warning Pigeon — 3.5\" Round Patch\u003c\/h1\u003e \u003cp\u003eSmall, loud, and unlikely to negotiate: this 3.5-inch round patch delivers the attitude of a pigeon that’s had enough. If you like your gear with personality and a side of polite menace, welcome to AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eWho it’s for\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the sarcastic patriot who decorates hats, bags, and jackets like they’re writing one-line manifestos. Perfect for anyone who wants to add a little cheeky warning without saying a word.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eKey Features \u0026amp; Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 3.5 inches in diameter — compact, visible, and not apologetic.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBacking:\u003c\/b\u003e Hook fastener backing included for quick attachment.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCompatibility:\u003c\/b\u003e Designed for hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels (does not include the matching loop piece).\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/b\u003e Made in the USA by Tactical Gear Junkie — built tough and built local.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch4\u003ePerformance \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis patch sticks where you want it and says exactly what you mean without you having to open your mouth. The hook backing makes swapping it between caps and packs breezy — perfect for spontaneous identity changes or when the night calls for more attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003ePractical perks: it survives outdoor conditions, travel roughhousing, and your questionable life decisions. It’s a tiny billboard of personality that turns stuck weekends into better stories and late-night campfire debates into championship rounds.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eAXG Life reminder:\u003c\/i\u003e slap it on, own the vibe, and keep Life, Adventure-Ready in your corner.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Loop fastener panel not included — bring your own velcro real estate.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eToss it on your favorite cap or bag and let strangers wonder if you’re joking. Add to cart and make Monday jealous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Tactical Gear Junkie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51171596468523,"sku":"WarningPigeon_3.5round","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0932\/8859\/5755\/files\/pigeonpatch-937663.jpg?v=1755981468","url":"https:\/\/axgstore.com\/products\/consider-this-a-fucking-warning-pigeon-3-5-inch-round-patch","provider":"AXG Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}