{"product_id":"donkey-dick-fueler-that-funny-name-for-the-nozzle-for-a-military-fuel-can-pvc-patch","title":"Donkey Dick Fueler - That funny name for the Nozzle for a Military Fuel Can - PVC Patch","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eDonkey Dick Fueler PVC Patch — Because your kit deserves a sense of humor\u003c\/h1\u003e \u003cp\u003eMeet the Donkey Fueler: a cheeky PVC morale patch shaped like a diesel fuel can nozzle that says, “I’ve seen worse, and I probably fixed it.” One-liner-ready, slightly irreverent, and oddly practical-looking — perfect for those who treat every deployment, road trip, or backyard project like an adventure. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eWho it’s for (and why it matters)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’re a tactical gear junkie, military memorabilia fan, or someone who pins personality to their plate carrier, rucksack, or jacket, this patch speaks your language. It signals experience, dark humor, and a preference for functional jokes that don’t get in the way of the mission.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eKey Features \u0026amp; Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Durable PVC construction — stands up to weather, abrasion, and questionable field repairs.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Playful, eye-catching depiction of a diesel fuel can nozzle; built to look sharp on tactical gear.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eUse:\u003c\/b\u003e Morale patch for uniforms, backpacks, plate carriers, caps, and patches panels.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch3\u003ePerformance \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t a sticker you throw away when the mud dries. The PVC build keeps the patch looking crisp through rain, sweat, and whatever your weekend decides to do. It bolts personality to your kit without getting in the way of real performance — the sort of small, unapologetic detail that turns stuck weekends into hero stories and late-night fuel runs into memorable anecdotes.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003ePractical perks:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eInstant conversation starter — because nothing breaks the ice like a nozzle-shaped patch and a smirk.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eWeather-resistant and low-maintenance — wipe off mud, leave the story intact.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eEasy to attach to loop-field Velcro panels — swaps out fast when you're in the mood for fresh antics.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eKeep your kit honest, your humor dry, and your gear AXG-ready. Toss it on your bag, stick it to your carrier, and let people know you’re Life, Adventure-Ready — with a wink.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch4\u003eAdd it to your kit and make your next mission (or backyard project) slightly more legendary.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Tactical Gear Junkie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51171604496683,"sku":"DONK_D_PVC","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0932\/8859\/5755\/files\/20230418_075238-719599.jpg?v=1755981470","url":"https:\/\/axgstore.com\/products\/donkey-dick-fueler-that-funny-name-for-the-nozzle-for-a-military-fuel-can-pvc-patch","provider":"AXG Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}