{"product_id":"i-hate-everyone-equally-2x3-patch","title":"I Hate Everyone Equally - 2x3 Patch","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eI Hate Everyone Equally — 2x3 Patch\u003c\/h1\u003e \u003cp\u003eEqual-opportunity annoyance, now available in camo. This 2\" x 3\" patch announces your diplomatic neutrality in the art of mild contempt — perfect for those who want to be blunt without yelling.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eFor the sarcastic commuter, the campsite curmudgeon, or the jacket that needs a personality upgrade. Part of the AXG Life ethos — Life, Adventure-Ready — and built to attach where the world can see it.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eKey Features \u0026amp; Design\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — compact, readable, and not excessively dramatic.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eColor \/ Pattern:\u003c\/b\u003e Camouflage — blends in when you don’t want to, stands out when you do.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBacking:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes hook fastener backing for quick on\/off attachment.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCompatibility:\u003c\/b\u003e Ideal for hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/b\u003e Made in the USA by Tactical Gear Junkie — yes, it’s legit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch3\u003ePerformance \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis patch solves the age-old problem of having thoughts and needing to express them without saying a word. Stick it on your favorite cap or pack and let your gear do the talking — no awkward small talk required.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eBuilt to stay put on loop panels so your message survives commutes, hikes, and questionable campfire decisions. The camo look keeps it rugged enough for outdoor adventures and cheeky enough for urban roaming. AXG Life-approved: turns stuck weekends into better stories and keeps your style on point when sarcasm is the dress code.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch4\u003eWhy you'll actually use it\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eQuick attachment means one-handed application during critical moments (like when someone asks if you share snacks).\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eDurable construction from a trusted maker — will outlast most moods.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eSmall footprint, big personality: no power tools required to make a statement.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eAdd to cart and give your gear a voice that’s equal parts honest and hilarious — because Life, Adventure-Ready shouldn't be shy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Tactical Gear Junkie","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":51171592995115,"sku":"HateEveryone_2x3_Blk","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black w\/ Red","offer_id":51171593027883,"sku":"HateEveryone_2x3_BlkRed","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coyote Brown","offer_id":51171593060651,"sku":"HateEveryone_2x3_CB","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coyote Brown w\/ Black","offer_id":51171593093419,"sku":"HateEveryone_2x3_CBBlk","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive Drab","offer_id":51171593126187,"sku":"HateEveryone_2x3_OD","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MultiCam","offer_id":51171593158955,"sku":"HateEveryone_2x3_MC","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0932\/8859\/5755\/files\/i_hate_equally_2x3_BLK.jpg?v=1755981467","url":"https:\/\/axgstore.com\/products\/i-hate-everyone-equally-2x3-patch","provider":"AXG Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}