{"product_id":"i-hate-everyone-equally-3x2-25-inch-sticker","title":"I Hate Everyone Equally - 3x2.25 inch Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eI Hate Everyone Equally - 3x2.25 inch Sticker\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnnounce your social philosophy without saying a word—just slap this sticker on your water bottle and let passive-aggression do the talking. Designed for the person who enjoys blunt honesty, clever humor, and surviving the outdoors with a smirk. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready, and slightly less impressed by people.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eKey Features \u0026amp; Design\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e Approximately 3 inches wide x 2.25 inches tall — fits perfectly on water bottles, toolboxes, laptops, and the one awkward spot on your pack.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e High-quality 6 mil thick vinyl for a durable, no-nonsense finish.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eProtection:\u003c\/b\u003e UV, weather, and scratch resistant lamination — survives sun, rain, and your questionable life choices.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/b\u003e Made in America.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch3\u003ePerformance \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sticker doesn’t just look good — it lasts. The 6 mil vinyl construction and protective lamination keep the graphic crisp through hikes, bike rides, and roadside coffee runs. Stick it on gear and it’ll shrug off sun exposure, rainstorms, and the occasional abrasive encounter in a jam-packed pack or crowded commute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for people who want their gear to reflect personality without needing a megaphone. Turns stuck weekends into better campfire banter and makes your water bottle the official center of small-talk avoidance. AXG Life-approved for those who prefer practical durability with a side of sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch4\u003eReady to Commit?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd this tiny manifesto to your kit — toss it in your pack, slap it on your truck, and make your gear look like it has opinions. Click add to cart and let your sticker do the talking (so you don’t have to).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Tactical Gear Junkie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51171584934187,"sku":"IHateEveryone_Decal","price":3.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0932\/8859\/5755\/files\/I_hate_Everyone_Equally-286638.png?v=1755981464","url":"https:\/\/axgstore.com\/products\/i-hate-everyone-equally-3x2-25-inch-sticker","provider":"AXG Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}