{"product_id":"im-a-god-damn-sexual-tyrannosaurus-2x3-patch","title":"I'm a God Damn Sexual Tyrannosaurus - 2x3 Patch","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eI'm a God Damn Sexual Tyrannosaurus - 2x3 Patch\u003c\/h1\u003e \u003cp\u003eStick this unapologetic little dino on your gear and let the world know you have a sense of humor and extremely limited patience for bland accessories. For the adventurer who likes their attitude loud and their patches practical — Life, Adventure-Ready with a wink.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWho it’s for:\u003c\/b\u003e Hikers, jacket-customizers, hat decorators, bag taggers, and anyone who wants to add a ridiculous conversation starter to their kit. Perfect for loop-fastener panels and people who appreciate durable, made-in-the-USA gear.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eKey Features \u0026amp; Design\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 2 inches high × 3 inches wide — small enough to fit on hats, sleeves, and backpacks, big enough to be noticed.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFastening:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes hook fastener backing (note: \u003ci\u003edoes not include\u003c\/i\u003e the matching loop fastener piece).\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCompatibility:\u003c\/b\u003e Great for hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Origin:\u003c\/b\u003e Durable embroidered patch, made in the USA by Tactical Gear Junkie.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Camouflage pattern will vary by patch depending on the placement on the fabric — each one is a little unique (no two Tyrannosaurs identical).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch2\u003ePerformance \/ Benefits\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis patch does what patches do best: it adds personality, hides scuffs, and starts conversations that probably end in laughter. The hook backing sticks securely to loop panels, so it survives backpacks, bonfires, and questionable life choices. Camouflage variation means your patch has character — like a veteran with a soft spot for sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003ePut it on a hat to upgrade your commute, slap it on a jacket to rescue a dull outfit, or stick it to your pack so strangers know you’re into bold statements and durable gear. In short: turns stuck weekends into hero stories and makes Monday slightly less jealous.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eCare \u0026amp; Fit Notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eAttach to loop-fastener surfaces only — does not include the loop piece.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eSpot clean as needed; remove before machine washing if your loop panel’s instructions say so.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/b\u003e and ready for the next flat tire, trailhead, or awkward small talk. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready, with a healthy dose of attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdd to cart and give your gear a personality upgrade (and the world a good chuckle).\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Tactical Gear Junkie","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":51171585360171,"sku":"SexualTyrannosaurus_2x3_Blk","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black w\/ Red","offer_id":51171585392939,"sku":"SexualTyrannosaurus_2x3_BlkRed","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coyote Brown","offer_id":51171585425707,"sku":"SexualTyrannosaurus_2x3_CB","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coyote Brown w\/ Black","offer_id":51171585458475,"sku":"SexualTyrannosaurus_2x3_CBBlk","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive Drab","offer_id":51171585491243,"sku":"SexualTyrannosaurus_2x3_OD","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MultiCam","offer_id":51171585524011,"sku":"SexualTyrannosaurus_2x3_MC","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0932\/8859\/5755\/files\/sexual_trex_2x3_Blk.jpg?v=1755981464","url":"https:\/\/axgstore.com\/products\/im-a-god-damn-sexual-tyrannosaurus-2x3-patch","provider":"AXG Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}