{"product_id":"im-here-to-kick-ass-and-chew-gum-version-2-0-patch","title":"I'm Here to Kick Ass and Chew Gum - Version 2.0 Patch","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eI'm Here to Kick Ass and Chew Gum - Version 2.0 Patch\u003c\/h1\u003e \u003cp\u003eWear this patch and let everyone know you skipped gum and brought attitude. Two inches tall, three inches wide, and loud enough to start a conversation—or a smirk—at 50 paces.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eFor the renegade hat-wearer, bag-customizer, or jacket-upgrader who likes their style a little rough around the edges. Perfect for folks living AXG Life — \"Life, Adventure-Ready\" — with a side of sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eKey Features \u0026amp; Design\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — compact, readable, and not pretending to be subtle.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBacking:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes hook fastener backing for quick attachment to loop panels.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMade in America:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted at the TGJ facility — honest stitching, no nonsense.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eUse:\u003c\/b\u003e Great for hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCamouflage:\u003c\/b\u003e Pattern will vary by patch depending on placement — each one has its own personality (and a little mystery).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch2\u003ePerformance \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis patch doesn’t just look tough — it plays nice with real gear. The hook backing snaps onto loop panels in seconds, so you can swap it between caps, rucksacks, or your favorite field jacket faster than you can come up with an excuse for being late. Durable stitching and a compact 2\"x3\" profile mean it survives backpacks, weather, and questionable life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eSlap it on to express personality without saying a word. It turns \"mundane commute\" into \"I know what I'm about\" and \"Saturday errands\" into \"mini adventure.\" Built for midnight trail runs and questionable decisions, it’s rugged, portable, and annoyingly confident — like that friend who brings a spare multitool and better stories.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBonus:\u003c\/b\u003e Camouflage variation means your patch is unique — because identical conformity is boring and you’re not here for that.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAdd to cart and give your gear a voice that’s equal parts gruff and hilarious — go on, make your hat earn its keep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Tactical Gear Junkie","offers":[{"title":"Coyote Brown","offer_id":51171615441195,"sku":"IMTKA_CB","price":8.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Multicam","offer_id":51171615473963,"sku":"IMTKA_MC","price":8.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":51171615506731,"sku":"IMTKA_BLK","price":8.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive Drab","offer_id":51171615539499,"sku":"IMTKA_OD","price":8.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0932\/8859\/5755\/files\/IHTCG_BLK-443550.jpg?v=1755981476","url":"https:\/\/axgstore.com\/products\/im-here-to-kick-ass-and-chew-gum-version-2-0-patch","provider":"AXG Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}