{"product_id":"jesus-regrets-3-inch-sticker","title":"Jesus Regrets - 3 inch Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eJesus Regrets — 3\" Sticker\u003c\/h1\u003e \u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes your water bottle needs a little theology and a lot of attitude. This TGJ Jesus sticker—famous on TikTok and now ready to judge your commuting choices up close—measures 3 inches across and refuses to be subtle.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWho it’s for: the person who likes their stickers funny, slightly blasphemous, and waterproof. Ideal for the adventurous souls in the AXG Life crowd who keep things Life, Adventure-Ready and prefer their accessories to have personality.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eKey Features \u0026amp; Design\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e Sticker measures 3 inches across — big enough to be noticed, small enough to fit on nearly anything.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e High quality 6 mil thick vinyl for durability and a solid peel-and-stick attitude.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWeather-resistant:\u003c\/b\u003e Built to survive water bottles, cars, trucks, windows — yes, even that questionable road trip.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign origin:\u003c\/b\u003e TGJ Jesus design popularized on TikTok (for better or worse).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch3\u003ePerformance \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sticker does more than look smug on your gear. The 6 mil vinyl thickness resists scratches, peeling, and the elements so your bottle can be judged in the rain. Stick it on your truck for moral support during traffic, slap it on your laptop for instant subversive charm, or plaster it on the cooler that holds your questionable beverage choices.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eTurns stuck weekends into slightly more interesting stories, and gives your belongings personality without asking permission. Perfect for durable, everyday gear — because AXG Life means your stuff should keep up with your adventures and your sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch4\u003eReady to commit to a little chaos?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd to cart and give your gear something to judge it by — this sticker’s ready for whatever you throw at it (within reason).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Tactical Gear Junkie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51171605184811,"sku":"JRDFY_STICKER","price":3.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0932\/8859\/5755\/files\/JESUS_STICKER-673426.jpg?v=1755981470","url":"https:\/\/axgstore.com\/products\/jesus-regrets-3-inch-sticker","provider":"AXG Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}