{"product_id":"tell-your-cat-i-said-2x3-patch","title":"Tell Your Cat I Said - 2x3 Patch","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eTell Your Cat I Said - 2x3 Patch\u003c\/h1\u003e \u003cp\u003eGot opinions about your feline overlord? Say it loud (and slightly passive-aggressively) with this patch that does the talking for you. Perfect for anyone who lives with cats, appreciates dark humor, or needs a conversation-starter on a hat.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWho it’s for:\u003c\/b\u003e Cat people, gearheads, hat collectors, and anyone who wants their outerwear to have better attitude. Fits right into AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready with a wink.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eKey Features \u0026amp; Design\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — compact but legible.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBacking:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes hook fastener backing for easy attachment.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCompatibility:\u003c\/b\u003e Ideal for hats, bags, and jackets that have loop fastener panels.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/b\u003e Made in the USA by Tactical Gear Junkie.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eStyle:\u003c\/b\u003e Camouflage pattern — placement varies patch-to-patch, because predictable is boring.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch3\u003ePerformance \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis patch turns any neutral cap or jacket into a mood, a manifesto, and mildly alarming decor all at once. The hook backing sticks securely to loop panels, so it survives backpacks, commute chaos, and suspiciously long dog walks. The small 2x3 size means it’s visible without being obnoxious — perfect for selective messaging.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eUse it to:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eDeclare your cat’s PR campaign without saying a word.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eCover scuffs or add personality to tactical gear, backpacks, or trucker hats.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eMake strangers on the trail laugh, pause, or nod in sympathetic agreement.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eBuilt for midnight snack runs, questionable decisions, and those moments when your pet deserves the microphone. This is AXG Life energy — Life, Adventure-Ready with attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch4\u003eReady to stick it where it will be seen?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd this patch to your kit and let your cat’s PR team know who’s really running the show. Toss it in your cart and make your hat do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Tactical Gear Junkie","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":51171616358699,"sku":"TYC_BLK_2X3","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black w\/ Red","offer_id":51171616391467,"sku":"TYC_BLKRED_2X3","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coyote Brown","offer_id":51171616424235,"sku":"TYC_CB_2X3","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coyote Brown w\/ Black","offer_id":51171616457003,"sku":"TYC_CBBLK_2X3","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive Drab","offer_id":51171616489771,"sku":"TYC_OD_2X3","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MultiCam","offer_id":51171616522539,"sku":"TYC_MC_2X3","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0932\/8859\/5755\/files\/TYC_BLK.jpg?v=1755981476","url":"https:\/\/axgstore.com\/products\/tell-your-cat-i-said-2x3-patch","provider":"AXG Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}