{"product_id":"warning-does-not-play-well-with-others-2x3-patch","title":"WARNING: Does Not Play Well With Others - 2x3 Patch","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eWARNING: Does Not Play Well With Others - 2x3 Patch\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePut a sign on your face without actually, you know, tattooing your face. This embroidered patch says loud and clear what your social calendar already knows: you’re not here to mingle. For the person who prefers their space respected and their sarcasm appreciated — AXG Life. Life, Adventure-Ready.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eKey Features \u0026amp; Design\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — small enough to be subtle, big enough to be seen.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eConstruction:\u003c\/b\u003e Embroidered patch with clean stitching that won’t cry after a light rain or a rough day.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBacking:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes hook fastener backing for quick attach-and-remove convenience.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePlacement:\u003c\/b\u003e Great for hats.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch2\u003ePerformance \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis patch does the awkward conversation for you. Stick it on your cap and avoid five unnecessary “so what do you do?” questions at once. The hook backing makes swapping it between your favorite cap and whatever else deserves a personality — fast. Built to handle real life: early mornings, late nights, questionable decisions, and the occasional harmless eye-roll from strangers.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIt’s durable, readable, and carries the kind of attitude that turns stuck weekends into better campfire stories. If your vibe is blunt but reliable, this patch matches it: part warning label, part wardrobe upgrade, all unapologetic.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAXG Life\u003c\/b\u003e: Life, Adventure-Ready — even when the adventure is “leave me alone, I’m fine.”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAdd it to your gear and let your hat do the talking. Toss it in your cart and make small talk optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Tactical Gear Junkie","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":51171585949995,"sku":"DoesNotPlayWell_2x3_Blk","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coyote Brown","offer_id":51171585982763,"sku":"DoesNotPlayWell_2x3_CB","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive Drab","offer_id":51171586015531,"sku":"DoesNotPlayWell_2x3_OD","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red w\/ Black","offer_id":51171586048299,"sku":"DoesNotPlayWell_2x3_RedBlk","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red w\/ Yellow","offer_id":51171586081067,"sku":"DoesNotPlayWell_2x3_RedYlw","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"MultiCam","offer_id":51171586113835,"sku":"DoesNotPlayWell_2x3_MC","price":7.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0932\/8859\/5755\/files\/Untitled-6-253543.jpg?v=1755981464","url":"https:\/\/axgstore.com\/products\/warning-does-not-play-well-with-others-2x3-patch","provider":"AXG Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}