As Seen on Socials - 15% Stud 85% Muffin Patch (2"x4") — Olive Drab w/Red

Yes, it’s exactly the patch you’ve been seeing in your feed — and no, it won’t change colors to match your mood. This 2" x 4" patch reads like a joke that got promoted to icon: 15% Stud, 85% Muffin. For the outdoorsy jokesters and tactical gear junkies who like their flair with a side of irony.

AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready. Stick it on your cap, bag, or jacket and let your kit do the talking while you do the climbing (or campfire storytelling).

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 4 inches wide — easily readable from across the picnic table.
• Color: Olive Drab background with striking red details for contrast and attitude.
• Attachment: Hook fastener backing — snaps on to any loop fastener panel for fast swaps.
• Compatibility: Perfect for hats, backpacks, jackets, and any loop-panel-ready gear.
• Origin: Made in the USA — quality stitching, no mystery sourcing.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does what patches do best: it upgrades your kit without adding bulk. The hook backing means you can redecorate your rig mid-hike when your sense of humor changes. Olive drab keeps things tactical-ish; the red pop keeps things noticeable. Practical? Yep. Funny? Definitely. Durable? Built to handle trail grime, beer spills, and questionable life choices.

For the tactical gear junkie who wants personality alongside practicality, this patch is an easy way to personalize your kit without permanent commitment. Swaps on and off, so you can curate your vibe: one minute stealth-mode, the next minute muffin-powered chaos.

Ready to upgrade your gear closet’s personality?

Toss it on your hat, slap it on your pack, and make your next outing have better punchlines. Add to cart and give your kit the personality it’s been withholding.