As Seen on Socials - 50% Namaste, 50% Fuck Off — 2x3 Patch (Black/Silver)

Perfect for people who meditate in the morning and snipe inboxes by noon. This patch says it plainly: calm vibes, zero nonsense — and it looks damn good doing it. For the adventurer with sarcasm, the commuter with attitude, and the Tactical Gear Junkie who likes their kit with a side of irony.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide — compact, readable, and not trying too hard.
• Color: Black background with silver lettering and detail for crisp contrast.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing included — sticks to hats, bags, jackets with loop panels.
• Material & Origin: Durable construction, made in the USA.
• Compatibility: Designed to attach to loop fastener panels commonly found on tactical packs, jackets, and patch-ready gear.

Performance & Benefits

This patch solves the "how do I label my personality in textile form?" problem. The hook backing makes it quick to add, remove, or swap when your mood changes (or when you need to keep HR happy). The high-contrast black-and-silver palette stays legible from a distance and pairs with virtually any kit — from trail packs to weekend jackets.

Built for the real world: it stays put during hikes, commutes, and questionable decisions at 2 a.m. It also plays well with the Shopify Collective of gear lovers and the Tactical Gear Junkie crowd who appreciate practical style with attitude. In short, it turns stuck weekends into better stories and adds personality to whatever you carry.

Ready to Stick It On?

Add this patch to your pack and make your gear do the talking — toss it on and make Monday jealous.