As Seen on Socials - Always Glad to Help, OR Fuck Shit Up - 2x3 Patch

One patch. Two moods. Zero subtlety. This 2" x 3" morale patch says exactly what your face was thinking before you decided to pin it where everyone can see. Perfect for the person who fixes problems and occasionally creates them with flair.

For the gearheads, the jokers, the Tactical Gear Junkie who wants their kit to have attitude — welcome to AXG Life. Life, Adventure-Ready and unapologetically honest.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — compact, visible, dramatic.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing included for quick on/off attachment.
• Compatibility: Ideal for hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Color: As shown in photos; LIMITED color variations available — because exclusivity is hot.
• Origin: Made in the USA — stitched with attitude and domestic pride.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does three things very well: it signals your vibe from across the room, survives whatever you throw at it, and installs in seconds. The hook backing makes swaps a breeze — switch from “Always Glad to Help” to “Fuck Shit Up” when the mood (or mission) changes.

Built to stick to gear that gets used: backpacks that brave weather, trucker hats that chase sunrises, and jackets that earn their scars. It’s a small accessory with big personality — turns stuck weekends into hero stories and late-night questionable decisions into legend material.

Why it matters: Because your kit should speak for you. Whether you’re assembling a morale wall, customizing a tactical setup, or just making people laugh in line at the coffee shop, this patch does the talking so you don’t have to.

Ready to make your gear less boring?

Toss this patch on your favorite panel and let the world know where your loyalties (and sense of humor) lie. Add to cart and make Monday jealous.