As Seen on Socials - Because FUCK YOU That's Why — 2x3 Coyote w/Orange Patch

Small patch. Big attitude. If your gear could talk it would probably whisper this patch’s slogan—and then get into trouble. Designed for the no-nonsense adventurer who laughs in the face of subtlety, this patch brings personality to hats, packs, and jackets without asking permission.

Who it’s for: the Tactical Gear Junkie who wants rugged flair, the weekend warrior who collects stories (and patches), and anyone living the AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready—who enjoys a little bit of tasteful chaos.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 3 inches wide — compact but bold.
• Colors: Coyote base with orange detailing. What you see is what you get; no other color variations.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for instant attachment to loop panels.
• Compatibility: Perfect for hats, bags, jackets, and any gear with loop fastener panels.
• Origin: Made in the USA — built with honest materials and attitude.

Performance & Benefits

This patch isn’t just decoration — it’s a personality upgrade. The durable hook backing means slap it on, rip it off, and move on without worrying about stitches or glue. The 2×3 size sits right: visible enough to get noticed, small enough to avoid looking like a billboard.

Practical perks:

• Instantly identifies your kit — no more mix-ups at the trailhead or tactical meetup.
• Weather-ready construction that survives mud, rain, and questionable life choices.
• Gives plain gear an edge, turning stuck weekends into hero stories (or at least great campfire banter).

Whether you’re patch-collecting, customizing your loadout, or just trying to make your jacket less boring, this one’s built to hold up and speak up.

Ready to add a little defiant flair to your kit?

Toss it on your favorite hat or pack and make Monday jealous — add to cart and let the patch do the talking.