Can't Catch Me — I'm The F***in' Gingerbread Man Patch (2"x3")

Funny, loud, and aggressively unbothered — this red-and-lime-green 2" x 3" patch announces your escape plan before you even leave the tent. For people who like their gear to have opinions and their accessories to start conversations.

Made for hat-clad explorers, bag-snatching commuters, and jacket-wearing rule-benders who appreciate a little tactical sass. Part of the AXG Life collection and built for Life, Adventure-Ready moments.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 3 inches wide — small enough to fit anywhere, bold enough to be noticed.
• Colors: Red background with lime green accents — no other color variations available.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing (Velcro-style) — sticks to hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Made in the USA: Designed and produced locally for quality you can actually trust.

Performance & Benefits

This patch turns plain gear into personality-packed kit. The hook fastener backing means you can slap it on a cap, pack, or outerwear in seconds — swap it out just as fast when you need to tone down the sarcasm (rare, but possible).

Durable stitching and vivid colors stand up to rain, road trips, campfires, and questionable life choices. Whether you’re a Tactical Gear Junkie or just someone who likes their accessories with a side of attitude, this patch levels up your look without asking for permission.

Wear it to start smirks at the trailhead, to claim your spot on the commuter train, or to remind everyone you outran your last bad decision. In short: it’s tiny, it's loud, and it earns its keep.

Ready to stick it somewhere unforgettable? Add to cart and make your gear a little more notorious. Toss it in your kit and let the stories write themselves.